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MSN vs Yahoo!

Ditmaal neemt MSN het op tegen Yahoo! in de Search Engine Rap Battle.

Lyrics MSN vs Yahoo!

You aint intellectual, I own all the property
your whole board walks, while I win at this monopoly
I serve the world. you should ask ya momma
cuz Bill Gates might have been your real founding father
I’m blowin up, without the VC,
Remember it was me who invented the PC
Your just an upstart – you think you got smarts?
But I’m the V12, you’re just the spare parts
Check out the stash – the dirty leg-chaps,
You’d think he would be cleaner, with all that Ajax
Your styles innappropriate, sites even more so
Yahoo Hot Jobs sounds like a porno

Your users got questions – Yahoo’s got answers
You look like a blue-man group back-up dancer
You can’t fly, your design is so heavy,
The only hotmail you got is when Ballmer gets sweaty
Youre so old and slow, youre behind the times
Your stock hasnt gone up since 99
You must wanna get hurt, huh M-S-N?
Your name’s an acronym, for S-N-M
Are you MSN search? Or MSN Live?
It takes more than changing your name to survive
I’m the best in the West, get it straight, ya see
40 billion couldnt buy you a date with me


Zoekmachines vechten strijd uit in rap wedstrijd

De Search Engine Rap Battle is in het land!

In deze aflevering neemt de Google rapper het op tegen de MSN rapper.

Lyrics :

Your new system hasnt gotten many users
They only use Vista cuz it came on their computers
Step to me – Ill wrestle you blue
My dyslexic fans, they call me “El Goog”
Well connected – i got crazy links
S-E-O just means what google thinks
Smart people, they wanna work for me
That’s why I jack you for your employees
Gmails got females – on fire like foxes
i’m six gigs deep, up in their inboxes
Search market share: 4% you
68 me. this battle rap is through

You bought Youtube for 2 billion bucks
He bought Youtube, the search still sucks
Your icon’s a joke – it’s just a doodle
Your name sounds like a baby retard poodle
Youre net apps – they’re slow- they dont work,
nobody uses them, they go for the search
I own your platform, I own IE,
I own all degrees of the game, 3-60
You steal my people? heres the stor-y
I buy Facebook and jack your employees
You might have users, but they’ll soon be leavin ya
cuz your search results say search Wikipedia


Meer SEO hiphop liedjes

SEO rapper m0serious pakt weer uit met een nieuw seo hip hop liedje nadat hij eerder al de Linkbuilding 101 rap maakte.

Ditmaal heeft hij het over de basis stappen om een ppc campagne op te zetten.

Lyrics Paid Search 101 rap :

you want to start SEM well heres what to do
focus on a product and find a niche too
you want to get the listing
I’ll give you some assisting
SEo & SEM, they are coexisting
to cover all the bases
you must have patience
research all your keywords and your phrases
they all sound good but they may not be a factor
several ways to check and I prefer word tracker
very vague phrases should get denied
longtail keyphrases are more qualified
check the cpc, that’s the cost per click
make a judgement call, is is worth that hit
if it is then keep it
if its not then delete it
stay within your budget, that’s not a big secret
track your results, reporting is critical
and set your goals right be Google analytical
Google Adwords and Yahoo Search Marketing
if your business local make sure you geo targeting
the user only clicks on what sounds best
make sure you use very descriptive ad text
its a must that you use correct landing pages
if they see what they want, they easily persuaded
when they convert that’s a win win
when your site is bookmarked they’ll come back again
cpc will go, ctr will skyrocket
roi will get better, that’s more money in your pocket
and if you smart, you’ll invest in more phrases
but that’s up to you, I’m just giving you the basics
you got it then fine, if you don’t hit rewind
listen closely and play it back 1 more time
that’s just the start anymore might cost
I have to deal with my boss
if I tell you the secret sauce
like using paid search to enhance seo
and revolving ad text is the way to
uh oh, I gotta go, that’s too much for you to know
but if you want more, wait for the next video


Doe de SEO rap!

Hele originele vorm van lesgeven!

SEO les krijgen van een rasechte rapper op de tonen van een hip hop liedje. šŸ™‚

Met dank aan piloSEO.
Tekstversie van deze rap vindt u op de Jaan Kanellis blog